Spreading Sanity: My Hilarious Life in Spreadsheets

Welcome to my digital happy place! As a creature of data, I’m convinced every problem—from messy pantries to chaotic meetings—can be solved with a perfectly crafted spreadsheet. This is where I share my glorious, and often hilariously futile, attempts to bring order to a world that stubbornly refuses to be contained in a cell. Dive in to laugh at my data-driven life.
Featured Content
- Confessions of an Organizer-in-Denial – Are you still searching for that lost receipt from last year? Do your digital files look less like a system and more like a black hole? You’re not alone. Join me in a hilariously honest look at my valiant—and often futile—attempts to bring order to the chaos.
- My Budget’s a Work of Art, but My Dog Runs the Show – At home, my spreadsheets are masterpieces of formulas and neon hues. So why is my personal budget more of a performance piece than a financial plan? Find out how my pirate-dog Sansa runs the show.
- The Data-Driven Dog Parent: Taming the Furricane with Spreadsheets – You’ve read the training books and watched the YouTube videos. But as a data-driven dog parent, I have one secret weapon for taming the “furricane” that is my dog, Sansa: a spectacularly detailed spreadsheet. Find out how I track everything from kibble and potty breaks to the casualties of cuteness (RIP Mr. Snuggles).
- My Life, My Spreadsheets, and the Hilarious Rebellion of Reality – I have a spreadsheet to track everything, including my husband’s and my TV preferences. But my data shows the pantry has 20 cans of Old Bay and zero salt. This is a story about my life and the hilarious reality that loves to defy my spreadsheets.
- Love, Laundry, and Line Items: Keeping Our Home on Track with Spreadsheets – My secret to a happy marriage? A spreadsheet. We have one to track our grocery lists, our chores, and even our romantic outings. It’s less about efficiency and more about proving I was right. Welcome to my life, managed by spreadsheets, one line item at a time.