By Laughs by Teresa
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Yo, my 20s are a fever dream, and my bank account’s the nightmare fuel. I’m a finance manager by day, wrestling spreadsheets like I’m auditioning for The Apprentice, but off the clock? I once blew $60 on a neon cocktail at a bar with zero vibes, then cried over a $4 overdraft fee while my dog Sansa chewed my credit card into confetti. Relatable? Thought so. Balancing epic nights with not-screwing-Future-Me is like dancing on a tightrope while clutching a Red Bull and my existential dread. Here’s how I’m fumbling through, with Sansa’s chaos and my office disasters as my guides.
First, give your money a personality, because budgets aren’t just kale-flavored misery. I track my cash in a Google Sheet—my work obsession—naming chunks “Party Fund” for overpriced tacos and “Don’t Live in Mom’s Basement” for savings. Mint’s my app pick; it’s like MTV Cribs for your cash. Last month, I budgeted $50 for “impulse buys” and only spent $45 on glittery dog bows for Sansa. Win! FOMO’s a beast, but FOGO—Fear of Going Broke—hits harder. Social media screams Coachella while I’m rocking instant noodles. I skipped a $200 bar crawl for a $7 pizza night with friends, laughing till we cried over a bootleg Mean Girls DVD. Sansa’s couch naps added ambiance. Ask: is this worth a week of ramen? If not, pass.
Splurge, but make it count. I saved three months for a $200 thrift-store guitar I suck at, but strumming it’s my jam. Sansa’s $30 sparkly leash took two paychecks—diva vibes only. Delayed gratification’s like waiting for a Fall Out Boy reunion: painful but epic.
Side hustles are my broke-ass sundae’s sprinkles. I walk dogs on Rover, earning $100 a summer while Sansa judges my hustle. Sell old band tees on Depop or tutor Excel like I do for my office’s newbies. It funds my Party Fund and feels like winning at life.
Check your bank app—my $150 coffee habit was a horror flick. I brew at work now, saving $100 a month, despite the office machine’s burnt sludge. Investing? I toss $25 a month into Acorns, like my 401(k) chats at work taught me. Future Me’s vibing. My 20s are a mess, but with Sansa’s chaos and my budget hacks, I’m building a future that doesn’t suck. Spill your 20s money fails below—I need the tea!
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Laughs by Teresa